Woofer Sizing
One day on a “FANNAANUNGE MUZIKEE EID” concert, one of the biggest & oldest bands in the Maldives was checking their sound.
Shortly they realized that the sound was not right. So the drummer jumped on to the repairs. Finally they found out that they needed to replace one of the woofers. So he made a call to a local music shop.
| Drummer: | "Hello" |
| Sales person: | "Hello… [music shop]" |
| Drummer: | "This is "vaanbe" here. I need a woofer quickly. Do u have any?" |
| Sales person: | "Yes we have some, which size do you want?" |
The drummer quickly runs to the broken woofer to measure it.
| Drummer: | ”It’s 52 inches!” |
[Nearly all woofers are driven by a voice coil in a magnetic field, and they typically have a diameter of 5 to 18 inches] (taken from : wikipedia.org/wiki/Woofer)
The drummer measured the circumference!

















December 23rd, 2005 at 13:34
Thumbs Up for this website… Many wishes and best of luck !
December 23rd, 2005 at 16:15
hai hah hi hee! how do you messure tom toms then? 52″ tom tom!
January 7th, 2006 at 05:01
incorrigible >>> did u wonder how he will measure his bass drum …if he plays in an accostic drum set ?…. my god….